Bollywood Jokes in hindi

Sirph Amitaabh aur Jaya hi apane bete ko…..

Sirph Amitaabh aur Jaya hi apane bete ko bachapan mein sahi Shiksha diya hai..
Beta “abhi” padhai kar lo….phir baad mein jeevanbhar “Aish” ke saath rahana !



Boy : I LOVE YOU

Boy:I Love You
Girl:Shut Up You
Girl:Shut Up
Boy: I Can’t Live Without You
Girl:Shut Up
Boy:I Will Marry You
Girl:Really?
Boy:Shut Up



Ladki : tumhe pata hai meri mummy……

Ladki : tumhe pata hai meri mummy tumhe bahut pasand karti hai….

Ladka : to kya hua sweetheart mai shadi to shirf tumse hi karunga ….



kal ek shaadi mein bhojan karane gaya, Aankhen nam ho gai. Unaki nai naveli bahoo, manjhali aur badi bahoo sabhi ghoonghat mein thi, vaah kya sanskaar. Baad mein pata chala – Notebandi ki samasya se Beauty parlor nahin ja pai thi.

GSD ka fullfom – Alia Bhatt funny Joke

What is GST …?

alia bhatt : “Goodnight Sweetdreams Takecare”

pati patni jokes

Ultimate bezzati :

Wife :Kitni frequency ka Earthquake aaya tha…??
Husband : 7.9
Wife: Ab toh earthquakes bhi tumhare INCREMENT se zyaada aane lage hain…

 

 

Husband : Honey are you coming…funny jokes

Husband : Honey are you coming along with me for yoga?
Wife : What do you want to say!! I am fat?
Husband : No problem, don’t come if you don’t feel like!
Wife : What do you mean?? Am i lazy??
Husband : Honey .. Why are you getting angry??
Wife : That means i fight with you all the time?
Husband : When did i say that?
Wife : So it means i am lying??
Husband : Okay fine i am not going!!
Wife : I understand everything, actually you didn’t want to go!!

The husband decides to remain silent and goes off to bed!

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teacher student jokes

Teacher: Ramu, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Ramu: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Ramu: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.”


Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.


Ramu: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
Shamu: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

 


 

Teacher: Ramu, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Ramu: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
Ramu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


Ramu: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

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Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs…” Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy: “I saw both straps of your bra.” Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for next 1 month.” The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class. Teacher: “Why are you going out?” Johnny: “With what I saw I think my school days are over.”

teacher student jokes

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Ramu: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

 


 

Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?


 

Teacher: Ramu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

 


 

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Ramu: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

 

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