Sirph Amitaabh aur Jaya hi apane bete ko…..
Sirph Amitaabh aur Jaya hi apane bete ko bachapan mein sahi Shiksha diya hai..
Beta “abhi” padhai kar lo….phir baad mein jeevanbhar “Aish” ke saath rahana !
Boy : I LOVE YOU
Boy:I Love You
Girl:Shut Up You
Boy: I Can’t Live Without You
Boy:I Will Marry You
Ladki : tumhe pata hai meri mummy……
Ladki : tumhe pata hai meri mummy tumhe bahut pasand karti hai….
Ladka : to kya hua sweetheart mai shadi to shirf tumse hi karunga ….
kal ek shaadi mein bhojan karane gaya, Aankhen nam ho gai. Unaki nai naveli bahoo, manjhali aur badi bahoo sabhi ghoonghat mein thi, vaah kya sanskaar. Baad mein pata chala – Notebandi ki samasya se Beauty parlor nahin ja pai thi.
Ultimate bezzati :
Wife :Kitni frequency ka Earthquake aaya tha…??
Husband : 7.9
Wife: Ab toh earthquakes bhi tumhare INCREMENT se zyaada aane lage hain…
Husband : Honey are you coming along with me for yoga?
Wife : What do you want to say!! I am fat?
Husband : No problem, don’t come if you don’t feel like!
Wife : What do you mean?? Am i lazy??
Husband : Honey .. Why are you getting angry??
Wife : That means i fight with you all the time?
Husband : When did i say that?
Wife : So it means i am lying??
Husband : Okay fine i am not going!!
Wife : I understand everything, actually you didn’t want to go!!
The husband decides to remain silent and goes off to bed!
Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
I don’t even have body like Salman Khan.
But I really love you!
Girl : I love you too, but tell me more about Salman Khan.
Bhaiya G smile
Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……..
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power……. …….the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX…..The other half goes to FOUR……..
Rajini WINS the match…….
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs…” Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy: “I saw both straps of your bra.” Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for next 1 month.” The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class. Teacher: “Why are you going out?” Johnny: “With what I saw I think my school days are over.”
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Ramu: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Teacher: Ramu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Ramu: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”