Alia Bhatt funny hindi jokes

वरुण: आलिया तुम रो क्यों रही हो?…….

वरुण: आलिया तुम रो क्यों रही हो?
आलिया: मैंने अपने फोन को “Airplane Mode” पे किया लेकिन
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“यह उड़ नहीं रहा।”

CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?

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SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

 

 

Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayea!

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Girl on call

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

 

Locha-Lafda hoga buddhe ka

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

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CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

 

 

Munna Bhai ka Check-up

Ek patient Munna Bhai k paas aaya, Munna nay uss ka chek-up kiya aur bola

Doctor and patient

Munna : Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient : Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna : Dus (10)
Patient : Kya Dus…. Minute….. Ghantay………. Din……?
Munna : No (9), Aath (, Saat (7),…….

 

 

Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.

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MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Aside

Santa:- Rasgulle hai,,,,,,,,funny jokes

Santa:- Rasgulle hai
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Dukandaar:- nahi
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Santa:- Dekh lunga
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Dukandaar:- (Gusse me) Kya dekh lega ?
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Santa:- Dusri Dukan pe jakar dekh lunga 😀