Suraj ki pehli kiran ….new hindi jokes

Suraj ki pehli kirAn Khushi de apko,
Dusri kironnn hasi de apko,
TIsri kironn tandurasti,
Aur Chouthi kamyabi de,
Bas ab kafi ho gaya..
Agar jyada to Fir garmi lagegi?!!

..Good Morning…

* Uth Jao Aalsio or
desh ka kuch bhala karo,
Are re… Accha Aap ho…
Sorry,
Rehne do Aap to wapis so hi jao,
usi me desh ka bhala hai..

“Good Morning”

 

  • Pappu: meri koi gf nahi ban rahi hai?
    Jyotishi: kaise bangi bhai? “kundli mein sukh hi sukh likha hai, mauj kar”.

    *1 ladki phaansi laga rahi thi.
    Pappu ne khirki se dekha.
    socho Pappu ne ladaki ko kya bola hoga?

    sirf latakane se lambai nahin badhegi Mummy ko bolo Complan pilae……..

    * Ajab chiragh hu..
    din raat jal raha hu ..
    Main thak gaya hu..
    hawa se.. kaho bhuja de mujhe!
    GOOD NIGHT

  • Aye chand utaro zara inko ek hath maro,
    Bister se inko niche utaro,
    Karo in ke sath ab tum fight,
    Kyu ke ye so rahe the bina kahe.. GOOD NIGHT 😀

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