Shahrukh his son Aryan went for Ra.One first day first show. funny jokes

Shahrukh his son Aryan went for Ra.One first day first show.

After half an hour, Aryan says:
Papa ghar chalo na,
Star Gold pe Dabangg ane wali hai..

 


‘Teacher:
“Beta Nisar…!!
Tum kaisay paida hue?”

Nisar:
.
.
.
.

” Jawani Jan-e-man
Haseen dil-ruba
Milay 2 dil jawan
Nisar ho gaya. . . :-D’


‘SRK BANNED FROM WANKHEDE FOR FIVE YEARS…………..
Now SRK has to watch matches at the Wankhede from the Income Tax building terrace.
Pehle Uspe Dish Sawaar Tha, Ab Woh Dish Pe Sawaar Hai!!!


Gabbar- Thakur ye mobile humko de de…

Thakur- Ja ja.
Hath pair ki masti thik thi,

Mobile ki masti nahi chalegi,

facebook chalu hai aur Basanti ki mausi ji online hai..


Software Enginers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga-

1) Munna Bhai c++,

2) kabhi CD kabhi floppy,

3) Hamara Mouse apke paas he,

4) Software Mil Gya…

 


 

‘What is the MORAL of these Movies?
JANNAT
DEVDAS
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
.
Bachi k chkar me jo Pra
wo KUTTY ki mot marra.’


‘Meera to jeweller
“show me defeat of sleep”

Jeweller: kia?

Meera: you idiom! mujhe sonay ka haar dikhao’

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