Santa- Banta Funny Jokes

Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao….?

Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao….?
Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Savere Savere Tight…..!!!



Santa : Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Santa : Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Santa : Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”


Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA…..

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte yaar


Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me……

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
BMW=Bahut Motti Wife



Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)



Sardar: Yaar ye “SENT MESSAGE” Kya…

Sardar: Yaar ye “SENT MESSAGE” Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab “Khushbu Wala Message..




Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur

Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon

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