funny jokes

Neend bhari ankho ko jara dhire dhire kholo,
Is pyari si subah ki nami se apni palko ko jara dho lo,
Humne to Aapko bol diya hai Good Morning,

Ab apki baari hai Humain Good Morning to bolo.

* Aaj Subah ka Suraj Bilkul Aap Jaisa Nikla hai,
Wahi Khubsurti,
Wahi Noor,
Wahi Guroor,
Wahi Suroor,
Aur Wahi Apki Tarah Hamse Bahut Door.
Good Morning.

 

  • Love letter:- Jab dil laga hamein khali-2,ladki patani chahi samne bali. Vah hamein dekhakar hans gayi,humne socha ladki pat gayi. Us se milne ka tarika laga behtar,turant likh diya love letter! Ek din uske papa ne mujhe bulaya,bare prem se ek chata lagaya! Bole tin bar B.A mai fail hokar,banana chahte ho filmi actor! Kharab karna chahte ho ladki ka charecter! Us din se hum khoye-2 se rahne lage,dil ke arman anshuo mai bahne lage! Ek din ladki humare pas aayi,boli ye khat padkar sunana! Maine kaha tumhe hindi padna nhi aati,ladki boli,agar hindi padna aati,to tumhare letter ko papa ke pas kyon le jati?

    * Na Jane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaye,
    Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
    Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
    Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

  • A bed of clouds 4u to sleep,
    Diamond stars as ur bed side lamp,
    Angels from heaven singing lullabies 4u,
    May u sleep peacefully, Good Ni8..
  • Tu chand aur main sitara hota,
    Aasmaan mein ek aashiyana humara hota,
    Log tumhe door se dekhte,
    Nazdik se dekhne ka hak bas humara hota.

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