dipawali jokes

  • From this Diwali to the next, may our friendship grows fonder, gets more meaningful, experiences rocking parties and ventures into immeasurable joy trips!
    Happy Diwali!

 

 

 

  • During this festival of Diwali, may
    Goddess Lakshmi enters your home;
    Goddess Durga gives you strength;
    Goddess Saraswati bless you with knowledge;
    And Goddess Kali destroy your enemies!
    Have a blessed Diwali!

 

 

  • Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
    Banta: By going abroad?
    Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents’ place!
    Happy Diwali!

 

 

  • Diwali Advice:
    Please insist on Manmohan Brand firecrackers only for noiseless Diwali!
    Happy Diwali!
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    ph over darkness in your life on this auspicious festival!
    Happy Diwali!

 

 

  • May this festive season dawn a new light in your life; and you enjoy abundant happiness and wealth!
    Have a very happy Diwali

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    Diwali Warning:
    Avoid using Kingfisher beer bottle to fire rockets… they may not fly!

 

 

 

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  • Three people were asking your mobile number. I didn’t share it with them but I gave them your home address.
    They are coming to your home this on this Diwali.
    They are:
    SUKH
    SHANTI and
    SAMRIDDHI
    Please extend them a warm welcome and embrace them so that they stay with you forever.
    HAPPY DIWALI!

     

     

    I pray to God that He gives you:
    Shanti
    Shakti
    Sampati
    Swarup
    Saiyam
    Saadgi
    Safalta
    Samridhi
    Sanskar
    Swaasth
    Sanmaan
    Saraswati and
    SNEH
    SHUBH DIWALI!

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