Dil kholo aur Pyar lo, new hindi jokes

Dil kholo aur Pyar lo,
Dimagg kholo aur Gyaan lo,
Aankhein kholo khwab le lo,
Honth kholo aur Muskan le lo,
Kapre kholo
Aur
NAHA lo,
Soch badlo,
Desh badal jayega.
* Naa kisi ke “ABHAAV” me jiyo,
Naa kisi Ke “PRABHAAV” me jiyo,
Zindgi aapki hai,
Bas apne Mast “SWABHAAV” me jiyoo..!
Good Morning…

  • 1 Ladke Bus Stop par khari ek laraki se bola, “I love you”.
    Larke ki baat sunate hi larki ne use ek thappar rasid kar diya aur boli, “ab bol kya bola?”
    Ladke: Ohoo…jab tune suna nahin to chata kyon mara?

    *Ladka: I Love You.
    Ladki: I love you, too.
    Ladka: ek kiss de do.
    Ladki: nahin, ye sab shaadi ke baad.
    Ladka: theek hai, phir shaadi hote hi mujhe phone karna.

    * Es kadar hum unki mohabbat mein kho gaye,
    Ki ek nazar dekha aur bas unhi ke ho gaye,
    Ankh khuli to andhera tha, dekha ek sapna tha,
    Aankh band ki aur unhi sapno me phir kho gaye…

 

  • Khayalo me unka aana jab se aam ho gya,                        Din kaise gujrata hai..
    raat ke intezar me humse na pucho. GN

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