very funny jokes

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english.

Think….

Say this fast in American accent…

There was a cold day“…!

Donkey

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Teacher = ‘A’ for?

Student = Apple..!

Teacher = Jor se bolo

Student = JAI MATA DI….

Reading

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Teacher to Pathan = Tumne home work kyun nahin kiya?

Pathan = Sir main hostel mein rehta hun.

Dog

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Ek kaali african ladki ko God(bhagwan) ne pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli: –

Wow! God kya aab main pari ban gayi hun..?

God = Nahin re pagali..! Tum ab Chamgaadar ban gayi ho… 🙂4

Bat

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Sach Ka Saamna

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Jawaab sirf haan ya na me dena hai..

Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal..

Kya aapne mandir se chappal churana chhor diya hai…

Slipper

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Teacher = Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab.

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Papu ne pucha = Ab mujhe koi ye bataye kal karnewale sandaas ko aaj kaise kare?

Funny

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A rich man needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a Poor Bania.

The rich man gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the rich man needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again.

This time, the rich just gave him a Cadbury’s Chocolate.

Bania asked the reason

The rich man replied = “Now I also have Bania’s blood in my body.”

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Ek chhote bachche ne apani pregnant mummy se uska pet dekhkar pucha =

Is mein kya hai?

Mummy = Is mein pyara sa Baby hai..

Bachcha = Itana pyara tha to khaya kyun usko….?

Pregnant

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When the made “Hands Free cell Phone Law

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Thoughts vs reallity

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