Bollywood Joke – Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
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The Indin way to Get the Things done !

The Indin way to get the Things done .


The guy must have inspired By rajnikanth .


Rajanikant Jony Livar Bollywood Jokes

एक दिन रजनीकांत और जॉनी लीवर आपस में मिले,

रजनीकांत – मेरे गाँव में बिजली नहीं थी ,
तो मैं अगरबत्ती जलाकर उसके प्रकाश में पढता था ,

जॉनी लीवर- मेरे गांव में ना बिजली थी ,
और ना अगरबत्ती ,

रजनीकांत – फिर ?
जॉनी लीवर – मेरा दोस्त था जिसका नाम प्रकाश था मैं उसके साथ पढता था ,

एक बार बरसात में प्रकाश भी भीग गया ,

रजनीकांत – फिर ?

जॉनी लीवर – फिर क्या बॉस ,
मेरी एक ज्योति नाम की एक दोस्त भी थी ,,,
First Time रजनीकांत Shoked


Rajnikanth Special & Santa Comedy Jokes

रजनीकांत ने फोन लगाया
रजनीकांत – हेल्लो, मैं रजनीकांत बोल रहा हूँ
संता – हाँ मुझे पता है…… बोलिए
रजनीकांत – तुझे कैसे पता मैं रजनीकांत बोल रहा हूँ?
संता – मेरा मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ था भाई
मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ पे भी कॉल आई तो रजनीकांत ही होगा ना :) :)
—- रजनीकांत कुछ भी कर सकता है बीड़ू ————-

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Rajnikanth hinglish jokes

Rajnikanth doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth doClassic Rajnikanth Jokes - Part 5wn. Superman can fly. Rajnikanth can make others fly. Time waits for Rajnikanth. And he can kill time too. Dead sea died because Rajnikanth killed it. If you ask Rajnikanth what time it is, he says “2 seconds till” . After you ask “till what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Rajinikanth’s first job jokes

Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

rajani’s theory light

Throw a beam of  torch light on your mirror with refractive index 100 at an angle of 17.63 degrees. The reflected beam hits the ceiling  and then further hits the wall before striking the cigar. The reflected light, due to high air friction and friction at the wall gets converted into heat which in turn gets converted into firein 0.0Rajini's theory of light01256 micro seconds. This gets converted into fire and you can smoke the cigar with light ( delight ).

Rajinikanth jokes

Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. LightRajnikanth Jokes - 4 moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

When Rajnikanth hits you, even google can’t find you.

Rajnikanth doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

Superman can fly. Rajnikanth can make others fly.

Rajinikanth jokes

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its deClassic Rajni Jokes -3scendants are today called giraffes.

Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life there.