Ale Mele Dost Tu Abi Tak So La he! new hindi jokes

Ale Mele Dost Tu Abi Tak So La he!
Deth Me To Uth v Daya,
Balach v Tar Lia Ol Tujhe Msg B Tal Diya,
Tal Ab Tu v Uthda Walna Teli Mumy malegi..

papa Mlng..

Shehnai bajao aur Jashn manao,
Jhumo, Nacho aur Gao,
Khushi se Pagal ho jao aur Mithai bato
Kyu?
Kyuki
“Hum so k uth gaye hai”
Gud Morning…

  • Pappu ki desi gf, “MacDonald chalen?
    Pappu thoda chalak banta hua, “Spelling bol, phir chalenge”.
    gf: ek kaam kar, KFC chalte hain.
    GirlfrienPapu: KFC ki full form, bata, phir chalenge.
    GF- gusse mein boli, “rahane de Kutte, kulche channe hi khila de”……Solid Beizzati
  • pholu ki wadi main basera ho aap ka,
    Sitarun ke angan main ghar ho aap ka,
    Doa hai ek dost ka sare dostun ke liye,
    Ke sare jahan se khub surat sawera ho aap ka. G.Ni8

funnn jokes

Subha ki suddh Hawao ke saath,
Suraj ki kiran Sugandh k saath,
Mubarak ho aapko,
Ek nayi sundar aur kamyab din ki shuruwat.

“Good Morning”

Ugta hua suraj tumhe salam karta hai,
Har din tera achha bite ajan karta hai,
Har kadam pe tu aage badhe a mere dost,

Mera ye morning SMS tujhe paigam deta hai.

 

  • Wat is d meaning of True love?
    True love is when,
    Katrina propose A boy “I love you” &
    Boy Replied, ”Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot”

    be carefull wen a guy says he loves u from the bottom of his heart……. cuz he may still have enough space for other girls on top….

  • We Come with Nothing and Go With Nothing.
    But One Great Thing We Achieve is,
    A Little Remembrance in
    Someone’s Mind & Small Place in Sumone’s Heart.
    Good Night
  • Ye raat chandni bankar aap ke angan aaye,
    Ye tere saare lori gaa kar sulaye,
    Ho apke itne pyare sapne yaar,
    Keh neend mein bhi aap muskuraye..!!
    Good Night

Subah Ka Sunehra Mausam Or Aapki Yaad, jokes

Subah Ka Sunehra Mausam Or Aapki Yaad,
Halki Si Ye Thandak Or Garam Chai Ki Pyas,
Yaro Ki Yaari Or Yaari Ki Pyari Mithas,
Shuru Kijiye Apna Ye Din,

Mere Gud Morning Ke Saath.

&
Subah ka har pal Pyari Zindagi de apko,
Din ka har Pal Khushiya de aapko,
Jahan gam ki hawa choo bhi na sake aapko,
Khuda wo jannat si zami de aapko.

 

  • Papu: tum us ladki ke piche kyon pade ho, usaka to pahale se hi boyfriend hai?
    Happu ne badi samajhdari se jawab diya: khali kurse par to koi bhi baith sakata hai, dam hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho……

    2 lovers in DOMINOS..
    Boy: kya khaogi jaan?
    Girl: samose mangwa lo…
    Moral: Aur phaisao dehati maa

    @ So jaao!
    So jaao!
    Mujhe good night kahe bina so jaao!
    Raat ki rani ayegi,
    Dhakka de kar jayegi,
    Bed se tumhe girayegi,
    Phir sari ninni udd jayegi..
    GOOD NIGHT

  • Lab khamosh hain ankho se baat hoti hai,
    Aise hi Mohabbat ki shuruaat hoti hai,
    Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum,
    Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai.god ni8

new hindi jokes

Hot tea apke bed par hai,
Suraj ki kirane aapke head par hai,
Newspaper aapke gate par hai,
Ab to uth jao Yaar, good morning karne ke liye mera SMS wait par hai.

Ayi hai Nayi Subah wo Roshni leke,
Jaise Naye Josh ki Nayi Kiran Chamke,
Vishwas ki lau Dil me sada Jalake rakhana,
Degi Aandheron me Rasta Diya banke

 

  • Jindgi ki raho jab wo mili mujhko
    Maine use dekha to me uski muskurahat pe fida ho gaya
    Par na jane kaha se piche se uska b.f aa gya …

    Girl : I Love you
    Boy : (Starts Running)……………!

    Girl : (Running after him) …Why are u Running?
    Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook

    * Dunia mein reYadon ko teri hum pyar karte hai,
    Saat janam bhi tum par nisar karte hai.
    Fursat mile to kuch likh bhejna yaar,
    Ek tere hi sms ka intezar karte hai!

  • Good Nighth kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
    Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
    Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
    Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.

 

funny jokes

Aisa hai ki Aako,
Bura Lage ya Bhala Lage
Right Lage ya Wrong Lage
True Lage ya False Lage
Sar pe Patthar Maro
Ya,
Patthar pe Sir Maro,

Bolege  Hum to isi time Good morning bolenge!

Maa  Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakht
dekh Suraj kab ka Nikal aya hai,
Beta  Maa se: To kya hua Maa!
wo sota bhi to Mujse pehle hai…

‘GOOD MORNING’

 

  • Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai Hajaro mar gaye Lakho taiyar bethe hai Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke piche Aur kehte hai hum berojgar baithe hai.

    jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
    aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
    hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
    aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
    Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
    Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
    unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
    Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

  • Har sapna khushi pane se pura nahi hota,
    Koi kisi k bina adhora nahi hota,
    Jo chand roshan karta hai rat bhar sab ko,
    Har raat woh bhi to pura nahi hota.

Is se pehle k raat ho jaye, Q na ek mulaqat ho jaye, Apne mobile se 1 pyara sa sms hi kar do, Jis se shor bhi na ho aur baat ho jaye funny jokes

Sun Ne Suru Kar di Shining,
Murge Ne Bhi Di Hai Warning Ki Ho Gayi Hai Mast Morning,

To Ab Hum Bhi Bol Dete hai Aapko  Good Morning.

Subah uthate hi Mobile me apka msg nazar aya,
Hamare Chahre pe ek halki si khusi ka surur chhaya,
Khubsurat subah ka Aalm or bhi khubsurat

ban gaya fan , Jab Humein Aapka msg aya.

 

College Boys VS Girls sms love jokes ««new
Girl: mat kar mera picha ek din pachatayega, bahar college ke tu cholebhature ki shop lagayega.
Boy: tu mat thukara mere pyar ko, ek din pachatayegi, usi chole ki shop pe bartan saf karati najar ayegi.

In ankho se sapne churaya na karo,
Hamari dosti ko aap ajmaya na karo,
aapke 1 sms pe 100 call kar du,
Bas aap phone uthaya na karo.

*Jee chahta hain tum se pyari si baat ho,
Hasin chand tare ho, lambi si raat ho,
Fir raat bhar yhi baat rakhe hum dono
Tum meri zindagi ho, tum meri kayinat ho

Is se pehle ki raat ho jaye,
kyon na ek mulakat ho jaye,
Apne mobile se 1 pyara sa sms hi kar do,
Jis se shor bhi na ho aur baat ho jaye

 

funny new jokes

Neend aati hai sapne lekar,
Hamari dua hai,
Aaj ki subah aye Aapke liye,
Dherr sari khushiyan lekar,
Gud morning……
Ae Hasin Chand Mere Dost Ko Ek Tohfa Dena,
Lakho Taro Ki Saji Mehfil Sang Roshni Karna,
Tum Chhupa Lena Andhere Ko aise,
Har Raat Ke Baad Ek Khubsurat Savera Dena.

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Us jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe
Amavas ki Raat Ko Qabaristaan
me Akela Chhor diya,
ye Keh kar Ki
“Jab pyar kiya to Darna Kya…..

Pehle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte The ,
Choti hi Sahi Mulakat To Karte The,
Maine U Hi Unhe Apna Samjh Liya,
Wo Hum par Nahi Humare sms Par Marte The.

* Taro ki chhao mein ek palki banai hai,
Ye palki maine bade pyar se sajai hai,Raat jab kissi ki yaad sataye,
Hawa jab baalon ko sehlaaye,
Kar lo aankhe band aur so jao,
Kya pata jiss ka hai khayal,
Wo khawabo me aa jaaye,
”G o o d N i g h t”

*Ae hawa zara mand mand chalna,
Mere dost ko badi pyari nind aai hai.
Good Night

Chand taro se raat jagmagane lagi….funny jokes

AChand taro se raat jagmagane lagi,
Phoolon ki khushboo se duniya mehkane lagi,
So jaiyo raat ho gayi hai kafi,
Nindiya rani bhi aapko dekhne hai aane lagi.
”Good Nigh
Dukhon ki sari batein aapki purani ho jaye,
De jaye Itni khushiya ye din,
Ki Khushi bhi aapki muskurahat ki diwaani ho jaye..
Na Mandir na hi Bhagwaan,
Na pooja or bina Snaan,
Subah hote hi Hamara sabse Pehla kaam,
Ek Pyara sa Sms apne Doston ke Naam..
“Good Mor9ing
*

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: ” I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton . . . …Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yaha se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k kabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad.

Pappu ki GF boli: mujhe bhool jao, meri engagement ho gaIi hai, London ke ek ladke ke saath.
Pappu: chal Yaar jo hona tha ho gaya, ek i-phone bhej dena wahaan se, suna hai waha sasta milta hai!

Chand taro se raat jagmagane lagi,
Pholo ki khushbo se duniya mehkane lagi,
So jaiyo raat ho gayi hai kafi,
Nindiya rani bhi aapko dekhne aane lagi.
”Good Ni8

Namaskar ….. new hindi jokes

Namaskar! Ye Hamari “SURYA UDEY” SMS Sewa hai,
Isme Hum Soye hue “AALSI LOGON” ko Jagaty hai,
Aur baad me Good Morning keh ke Hum Khud So Jate hai..
Good Morning.!
Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,
Hum aapni Zindagi se Ruswa ho gaye hote,
Ye to aap ko good Morning kehnay k liye Uthe hai,
Warna Hum to abhi bhi So rahe hote….
          good morning

GF: Janu kal mera birthday hai, mujhe kya gift doge?
BF: kya chahiye?
GF: Ring.
BF: Ring dunga par uthana mat,
balance bahut kam hai……

@Chahte hain hum apse Aisi pyar ka wada,

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Jaise 12 rupeye ka Vim Bar,
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Ghaly kam aur chaly jyada

hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti ke rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakte

tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!Good Night

  • DUNIA me rah ke sapno me kho jao,
    KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,                                 AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY                 Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.                                                          Good Night

Subah ki Pyari Kiran boli Mujhse, new hindi jokes

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Subah ki Pyari Kiran boli Mujhse,
Uthkar Bahar dekho Kitna Hasin Nazaara hai,
Maine kaha ruk, Pehle use Sms to karlu Jo
Is Subah se bhi Jyada Pyara hai..
Good Morning
Suraj nikal raha he Puraab se,
Din shuru hua aapki Yaad se,
Kehna chahte he hum Aapko Dil se,
Aapka Din Achcha jaye Hamare Good Morning se…

ladki larka se apane pyar ka izahaar karte hue kahti hai,
“tum mere sapnon mein, jajbaton mein rahte ho.”
larka: tumako kisi ne bewkuf banaaya hai bahan,
main to jyadatar apane ghar mein hi rahta hun!

Sachi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate hai
Ya toh sorry bolne ya phir
Shadi ka card dene

Aye shona u are you ready to party tonight,
with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.

sleep my baby, sleep tight
As your love wishes u a beautiful goodnight

@

Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phulo ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”

GoodNi8