Diwali par shararat – Mast Joke

बुरा ना मानो होली है कह कर,
मेरे पडोसी ने मुझ पर रंग फेंका था ।

कल मै भी बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है कह के,
उस पर बम फेक दूंगा।

फिर सारा मोहल्ला रात भर मुझे ढूंढेगा!

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May millions of lamps illuminate ur life
with endless joy,prosperity,health & wealth forever
Wishing u and ur family a very
“HAPPY DIWALI”

l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
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L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Love sms Is diwali pe humari dua
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a very Happy Diwali! …

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*$$$*Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! *$$$*
Wish u a veryHappy Diwali!

*$$$*Aankho Se Aansuon Ki Judai Kar Do
Dil Se Gumo Ki Vidaai Kar Do
Agar Dil Na Lage Kahin To
Aajao Mere Ghar Ki Putaai Ker Do
Offer DIWALI Tak Valid Hai… *$$$*
Wish U A Very HAppY Dewali

The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here
Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Children play
Presents are given
We pray to the Gods
Diwali is here.

On this auspicious
Festival of lights
May the glow of joys
Prosperity and happiness
Alluminate your days
In the year ahead
HAPPY DIWALI.

It Is Time To Feel Good,
Time 4 Reunion,
Time 2 Share Happiness,
Time To Feel Being Loved,
Time 2 Show Ur Love,
Time 2 Live For Others And
Time To Wish For Peace.
HAPPY DIWALI. Cheeeeeers.

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
�WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI�

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft Jokes is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Diwali with lots of fun.

Paying respects to the God,
And decorating for them the thali,

This is what the occasion is all about,
This is the spirit of Deepavali…….

Let’s celebrate the auspicious day of Diwali with fun and frolic
May this bright day bring Bountiful Bliss and Joy in your life
Here’s sending wishes to you on this Diwali.

Let us keep Diwali holding it close to our hearts
for its meaning never ends
and
its spirit is the warmth
and
joy of remembering friends

Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family SPARKLING DIWALI

TELL ME THE DIFFERNCE

“DIWALI” AS “ALI”

“RAMZAN” AS “RAM”

TELL ME THE DIFFERNCE

WHO IS HINDU WHO IS MUSALMAN

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepawali

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
S anmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

|———–|
| ‘–.__.–‘ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….

$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

7 days
168 hours
10080 minutes
604800 seconds are left..
I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI..

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
sky full of fireworks,
mouth full of sweets,
house full of diyas and heart full of joy.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!

This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH:
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
* HAPPY DIWALI *

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O O O O
O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O O O
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अरे !
Diwali के लड्डू है,
Please एक खाकर आगे फोरवर्ड कर देना…
Happy Diwali in Advance…
देखी मेरी “यारी”, सबसे पहले हमने “बाजी मारी”…

 

 

 

 

Love sms Instead of burning a phataka
Instead of burning a phataka ,,,
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Date a phataka and have an eco-
friendly diwali…

Love sms Hey Vodafone ,airtel ,idea, does it feel bad tha

Hey Vodafone ,airtel ,idea, does it feel bad that..

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now we have WhatsApp
and you can’t beg 1.50 Rs per Jokes like every Diwali?

Love sms ♥ May thousands of lamps light

♥ May thousands of lamps light up your life
with endless happiness, richness, health & wealth forever
wishing you and your family a very
“HAPPY DIWALI” ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Love sms Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali By Paro

Let This Deepawali Ring In –

D- Dhanlaxmi To Double,
E- Ekdant To Smile
E- Eshwar To Lead
P- Prabhu To Bless,
A- Annapurna To Shower,
W- Wali To Protect,
A- Adishakti To Strengthen
L- Lord Vishnu To Guide
I- Ishtadev To Make You Superior
And Fulfull Your Dreams

HAPPY DEEPAWALI !!!

Festival of Lights
May the Glow of Joys
Prosperity and Happiness
Aluminates your Days
In The Year Ahead
Happy Diwali… $$$

$$$ May the Joy, Cheer,
Mirth and Merriment
Of This Divine Festival
Surround You Forever.
May the Happiness,
That This Season Brings
Brighten Your Life
And, Hope the Year
Brings You Luck And
Fulfills All Your Dearest Dreams! $$$

*$$$*May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace,
Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali*$$$*

*$$$*Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..
Socha send karon aap ko diwali Jokes,
Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai*$$$*

*$$$*Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. *$$$*

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आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई कर दो,
दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो,
अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो,
आ जाओ मेरे घर
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और
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मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो…
और याद रहे
यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है…

 

 

 

 

 

 

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आपकी दिवाली मंगलमय हो,
आपको दिवाली Advance में मुबारक हो,
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में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ,
कितुं क्या करू ?
मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है
जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है,
इसलिए पहले में
Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
*super-duper*
*zabardast*
*xtra-badhiya*
*xtra special*
Ekdum mast and Dhinchak,
bole to ekdum **Jhakaas**
# HAPPY DiWALi #

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Lakshmi Puja on Diwali:
    There are two legends that associate the worship of Lakshmi on this day. According to the first legend, on this day, Lakshmi emerged from Kshira Sagar, the Ocean of Milk, during the great churning of the oceans, Samudra Manthan.
    The second legend (more popular in western India) relates to the Vamana avatar of the big three Vishnu, the incarnation he assumed to kill the demon king Bali. On this day, Vishnu came back to his abode the Vaikuntha; so those who worship Lakshmi receive the benefit of her benevolent mood, and are blessed with mental, physical and material well-being.
    May Goddess Lakshmi shower you with abundant happiness on this auspicious festival of Diwali! 

     

     

     

    May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill, because you are someone who deserves life’s best and so much more.
    Have a joyous Diwali
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    May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy, peace and prosperity. May Diwali fill the atmosphere with the spirit of mirth and love and I hope Goddess Luxmi brings bright sparkles of contentment that shimmer you life!
    Happy Diwali!
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    This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts in Cash, Cheques, Sweets and Chocolates etc (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now.

 

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  • On this festival of light, may you become:
    As rich as Carlos Slim Helu;
    As philanthropist as Bill Gates;
    As happy as the laughing Buddha;
    As innovative as Steve Jobs;
    As wise as King Solomon;
    And as carefree as Manmohan Singh!

 

 

 

 

  • I love you and reiterate on this auspicious festival that:
    You are my Cracker, you’re my Bomb;
    You are my Sparkle, you’re my Light;
    You are my Present, you’re my Goal;
    And you are my Sweets, you’re my Soul.
    Diwali greetings!

 

 

  • I may not miss you everyday;
    I may not remember you everyday;
    I may not communicate to you everyday;
    But I miss celebrating this joyous and auspicious festivals of lights with you!
    Happy Diwali, my dear friend!

 

  • On the asupicious day of Diwali, “Lakshmi-panchayatan” enters the Universe.Vishnu, Indra, Kubera, Gajendra and Lakshmi are elements of this “panchayatan” (a group of five).
    The tasks of these elements are:
    * Lakshmi: Divine Energy (Shakti) which provides energy to all the above activities.
    * Vishnu: Happiness (happiness and satisfaction)
    * Kubera: Wealth (generosity; one who shares wealth)
    * Indra: Opulence (satisfaction due to wealth)
    * Gajendra: Carries the wealth
    * Saraswati: Knowledge
    May you receive the benevolence of all the Panchayatan on this auspicious festival of Diwali!

 

  • Diwali marks the end of the harvest season in most of India. Farmers give thanks for the bounty of the year gone by, and pray for a good harvest for the year to come.
    Traditionally this marked the closing of accounts for businesses dependent on the agrarian cycle, and is the last major celebration before winter.
    Lakshmi symbolizes wealth and prosperity, and her blessings are invoked for a good year ahead.
    May Goddess Lakshmi bestow you with abundant wealth and prosperity!
    Happy Diwali!

 

 

  • May Goddess Lakshmi bless you with so much money that even Rajinikanth can’t count it.
    Happy Diwali!

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  • May Goddess Lakshmi step into your home and bring peace, contentment, happiness, good health and wealth in your life!
    Happy Diwali Greetings!

 

 

  • May this festival of lights help you in attaining inner illumination!
    May the supreme light enlighten your understanding!
    May you acquire the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the inner-self!
    May you prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes!
    Wish you a blissful Diwali!

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