Marketing Company ka call…..funny jokes

Marketing Company ka call….

Marketing Company ka call –
“Hii I’m Mohit from Kolkata”
Me- to main kya karu ?
“Hi I’m Aakas from Pune”
Me- to main kya karu ?
“Hii I’m Riya from Delhi”
Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya

BRAKING NEWS JOKES

 BRAKING NEWS

ब्रेकिंग न्यूज़- पूरे इंडिया में मोबाइल कम्पनी को 2000 करोड़ रूपये का घाटा।।
मेहँदी लगी होने के कारण सभी औरतों ने 4 घण्टे मोबाईल का व्हाट्सएप्प का त्याग किया।

Gabbar and Customer jokes

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho … sirf… $10.00…dhikkaar hai

Dharmendra funny jokes

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…….
Customer: I am unable to use your product… its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

Amitabh bacchan jokes

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care… riste mien to hum thumare baapp lagate hai filal ek customer care hain…
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha… uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.