Bollywood Jokes in hindi

Sirph Amitaabh aur Jaya hi apane bete ko…..

Sirph Amitaabh aur Jaya hi apane bete ko bachapan mein sahi Shiksha diya hai..
Beta “abhi” padhai kar lo….phir baad mein jeevanbhar “Aish” ke saath rahana !



Boy : I LOVE YOU

Boy:I Love You
Girl:Shut Up You
Girl:Shut Up
Boy: I Can’t Live Without You
Girl:Shut Up
Boy:I Will Marry You
Girl:Really?
Boy:Shut Up



Ladki : tumhe pata hai meri mummy……

Ladki : tumhe pata hai meri mummy tumhe bahut pasand karti hai….

Ladka : to kya hua sweetheart mai shadi to shirf tumse hi karunga ….



kal ek shaadi mein bhojan karane gaya, Aankhen nam ho gai. Unaki nai naveli bahoo, manjhali aur badi bahoo sabhi ghoonghat mein thi, vaah kya sanskaar. Baad mein pata chala – Notebandi ki samasya se Beauty parlor nahin ja pai thi.

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