Bollywood funny jokes

Munnabhai in love

Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse sepyar ho gelahai, Letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister… I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai


On Kolaveri
Q: why dis Kolaveri kolaverikolaveri di?
Pehale ye to patakaro ki melody itnichocolatykyun hai?
Kolaveri di ka pata hum baad me b karlenge


On Bodyguard
Sir: Baccho “BODYGAURD” dekh k kya sikh mili ??
Bache: Sir ye samajh me aya k Ladkiyo ka koi bharosa nahi wo to Security gaurd se bhi Pat sakti hai !!!

On Deepika
Deepika went to Yuvraj , his form dropped , went to Ranbir- his movies flopped… went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped..!


On Rajini and SRK
SRK has done a guest appearance in Rajini’s Ra.One


On SRK
Shahrukh and son Aryan went to watch Ra.One first day first show…. After 20 minutes, Aryan: “Papa Ghar chalo!!! Star Gold meinDabbanggAaneko Hein.”

On Rajini
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!


 

 Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

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