Bollywood funny jokes

‘Software Enginers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga

1) Munna Bhai c++

2) kabhi CD kabhi floppy

3) Hamara Mouse apke paas he

4) Software Mil Gya:-P


 

‘RAJNIKANT in Lagaan 2…
Climax scene –
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits.
ball Splits in 4 pieces…
All pieces go for 6’s…
India wins…!!
Rajni Rocks… England shocks


 

What is the MORAL of these Movies?
Ashiqui 2
JANNAT
DEVDAs
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
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.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
wo KUTTAY ki moat mara… :p


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You Can Call Me Ex,
You Can Call Me Ex,
Mr Ex ?


Why Akshay Kumar’s wife is not a BIG
STAR like him….??
Because”TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
STAR…!”


“ZARIN” aur “KATRINA” dono hi ek jaisi aur gori hai kyun….?
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Kyun ki dono k naam me “RIN” aata hai.
Aur RIN deta hai chokne wali safedi… ?


SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..
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John :- 1000 log..
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Hrithik :- 5000 log..
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sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu

 

India lost test metch

Becuse
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“Pk”
Is releasing that day.
Sub ne milkar plan banaaya tha anushka
Bhabhi ki film jarur dekhege ? :d

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