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गर्लफ्रेंड: मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई, मुझे 1000
रुपये की जरूरत है।

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बॉयफ्रेंड:
कर दी न छोटी बात,
पगली यह ले…… 10 रुपये।
अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा
और पर्स ले आ।

गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश

 

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लड़की – क्या कर रहे हो?
लड़का – मूंगफली खा रहा हूँ।
लड़की – Haww! अकेले अकेले,
लड़का – अब 10 रूपये की मूंगफली में भण्डारा करू क्या….!!
 

हायकोर्ट ने आज ये स्पष्ट किया है क़ि…..
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अगर पति परमेश्वर है …!!
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तो….
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बॉय फ्रैंड भी
छोटा मोटा भैरो बाबा माना जायेगा ।।।।

technology jokes

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

 

I named my hard drive “dat ass,” so once a month my computer asks if I want to “back dat ass up.”